Loaded

I just can't post this one without saying something about it.
Who is Donna Theodore? Not much info on her in searches. I guess a stage actress and singer who, it seems, Johnny Carson must have taken a shine to cuz she seemed too appear on the Tonight show a number of times. She has sort of a Pleshette quality.
The song is strange and the last lyrics after pondering what femininity is, she comes to the conclusion that all the work she does doesn't really matter because when she exudes too much femininity she always ends up on her back staring at the ceiling anyway. Yowza! And all the grabbing by the guys, geez.

1:27 the visceral quality of her swimsuit

1:39 the print on her pants optically "illudes" to her having a package

1:53 the kicks by the boys. Those are professionally trained pointed toe extension kicks.

1:55 High waisted speedo.... hmmm?

2:14 The bikini matched to her skin tone so perfectly, the first time I watched her round the corner, I thought she was nude.

2:21 "hoss-PEE-tail-ity"

2:35 The tiger skin lined geisha pool house. I can smell the Coppertone and hormones. So sexy groovy.

2:57 the sideways glance in the last seconds